Satisfaction Guaranteed

Our Solemn Promise to Make the World a Happy Place

Booty Bean Bag headquarters is a happy place. We want everyone else to be happy, too. When you're happy, we're happy. And when you're dissatisfied (gulp!), we won't rest until we make things right.

You see, our company name and the bean bag chairs we sell may be light-hearted and fun, but we're extremely serious when it comes to your satisfaction. That's why we give you our solemn promise -- backed up by our 100% money-back guarantee – that when your Booty Bean Bag arrives, you'll say, "It's exactly what I wanted."

If you don't say those five little words, please contact us immediately and tell us why. We'll rectify the situation at warp speed.

We're in the business of wish fulfillment. We promise to fulfill yours. You can count on it.